Since 500 AD, Zambie ( or his alias, General Maximus) has been bullying me for years. He would come around and thieve my hardworking bread and butter. In 1935, PEAK Dust Bowl, his rich and fancy self came and blew my house up took my euros and rode away on his Tennessee Walker that he named Jeff. Now I was more poor. And to make it worse, in 1941, dude did the worst, he came into my new home with all his goons and said "Ein dummer Engländer, der keine andere Sprache gelernt hat" They proceeded to take me kids and the wifey. After his goons left, he spit at me..What happened next is too despicable to rewrite. And now this dude is saying Yoda is taller than me. He never stops. In 2023, we started the beginning of the end to our beef on this new kids game "Fortnite" I had the aim and experience but sadly he was just better than me in pretty much everything. Probably because of all the wars this arse hat was always in >=( 

But don't worry I still beat him in our first battle. Next I hope to remove this noob from the flat Earth. Please, lets remove Zambie from ALLLLLL History.

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Just to be clear, if you somehow don't understand that this is a joke, please don't take this too serious.  

Me and General Maximus both talked about this and sorta knew the consequences of a targeted post to another user. This was made for fun and by no means an actual post of bullying from General Maximus. We do insult each other when we chat, DM, play games, etc. but that's what all men/boys/friends do, just joking around but none of it is taken that far into "Bullying"  

And just to show some proof, this was the DM between me and General Maximus 

No issues between anyone. If anyone would like for me to remove this, please let me know